The following came home on one of my daughter's 2nd grade papers recently:
And I cannot tell you how happy I am that she is learning what we've been drilling into her head at home...and that is to always forgo your principles for the right amount of money.
We also teach her that it is important to do well in school but it is more important to always have a boyfriend.
UPDATE: Thanks to DC Blogs for linking to my post today. I'd gladly forgo my principles for DC Blogs.