tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post4620817511418910862..comments2024-01-31T14:36:29.880+00:00Comments on Brutalism: Major ImpactUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-53770021374849212642010-09-07T03:49:10.682+00:002010-09-07T03:49:10.682+00:00We humans think we're so clever. But just abo...We humans think we're so clever. But just about anything we've done (except maybe digital watches and reality TV) has been done in the animal kingdom first. Kinda like this:<br /><br />http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6ac5bb4527/elephant-fail <br /><br />What else ya got?The Absurdisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01998472358970743359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-5651761673111968442010-09-04T02:01:28.577+00:002010-09-04T02:01:28.577+00:00Wow. Leaves me almost speechless and I don't m...Wow. Leaves me almost speechless and I don't mind a bit. Wow.JenBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14529384502472995248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-81488376024845712862010-08-29T14:17:19.595+00:002010-08-29T14:17:19.595+00:00Fickle Cattle - Oh, I hear you. It is a story that...Fickle Cattle - Oh, I hear you. It is a story that I had to write. Mainly because it spreads the horror and makes it manageable. To me. And it really is all about me. <br /><br />And Larry.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-71705640873069410512010-08-29T07:58:12.099+00:002010-08-29T07:58:12.099+00:00This was kind of painful to read. But hypnotic. I ...This was kind of painful to read. But hypnotic. I couldn't look away.<br /><br />http://ficklecattle.blogspot.com/Fickle Cattlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10281753566416281237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-24738653899059952412010-08-25T18:54:01.091+00:002010-08-25T18:54:01.091+00:00germ - I will never know as I ceased researching a...germ - I will never know as I ceased researching after finding out that it was true that this happened. Great. Now I need to take another shower. <br /><br />Miss Spoken - No kidding. That is indeed one of those "good news/bad news scenarios" -- "My daughter is a doctor!" "What kind?" "mumble mumble mumble..." (Glad you're back to blogging...I missed you.)<br /><br />Ms. Givens - Definitely the stuff of nightmares.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-52127293302049293932010-08-20T20:51:42.861+00:002010-08-20T20:51:42.861+00:00That sounds scary. Like you could get Hepatitis or...That sounds scary. Like you could get Hepatitis or something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-83102842682140318382010-08-20T20:00:55.284+00:002010-08-20T20:00:55.284+00:00I wonder what the opiate addiction rate is for the...I wonder what the opiate addiction rate is for the doctors who choose this as their specialty.Miss Spokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18200404048175661223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-48505300636637058872010-08-18T20:51:40.858+00:002010-08-18T20:51:40.858+00:00does your body accept any type of poo or is it bro...does your body accept any type of poo or is it broken up like blood type?germhttp://eviltrancetwins.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-27714662882922474512010-08-18T18:18:57.521+00:002010-08-18T18:18:57.521+00:00Ed -- Well, at least you're a giver. Going rat...Ed -- Well, at least you're a giver. Going rate? They can't GIVE the stuff away...<br /><br />Tard -- Lisa Lampanelli would totally make it.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-23263147738208364132010-08-18T18:12:48.787+00:002010-08-18T18:12:48.787+00:00In case anyone is thinking I don't know what s...In case anyone is thinking I don't know what space docking is, yes, of course the primary dock is the vagina. But emergency repairs such as this require the space station's back door to be used.<br /><br />As for dead celebrity roast candidates, my top three guests of honor:<br /><br />Edgar Allen Poe<br />Salvador Dali<br />Georgia O'Keefe<br /><br />I'm pretty sure we could get Lisa Lampanelli, at the very least, to show up for one of these.Dilettard07https://www.blogger.com/profile/09090471106551402096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-53029057814571624072010-08-18T03:58:46.302+00:002010-08-18T03:58:46.302+00:00I, too, am a shit giver.
Although not as fun, it ...I, too, am a shit giver.<br /><br />Although not as fun, it does sound easier than donating sperm.<br /><br />I wonder what the going rate for shit is.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-82751860242357337122010-08-17T20:45:37.932+00:002010-08-17T20:45:37.932+00:00Ali - Pardon me sheriff, while I whip this out. Th...Ali - Pardon me sheriff, while I whip this out. That is a funny and disturbing clip. I think moreso than Hopkins as Hannibal Lechter...<br /><br />Lovey - Space dokkers. I think a Wadsworth posthumous roast would be a real ratings-grabber. We don't know any moderately successful actors, though. Too bad. Wait! We do!Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-13713848734446542692010-08-17T20:40:56.917+00:002010-08-17T20:40:56.917+00:00If anybody is interested, 'The Courtship of Mi...If anybody is interested, 'The Courtship of Miles Standish', by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, contains several highly fictionalized accounts of the first space docking in the Plymouth Colony. <br /><br />Leave it to a Wadsworth. Do we really need fictionalized trappings to make space docking any more funny? <br /><br />He deserves a posthumous celebrity roast...which, by the way...<br /><br />...would be a great dilettante activity. NOBODY has posthumous celebrity roasts. I'll MC, but it has to be at a bar, and captured on video. If only we knew some not particular famous showbiz people to include in the fun.Lovey Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14404964214009799740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-44040855443350489292010-08-17T20:17:21.951+00:002010-08-17T20:17:21.951+00:00I always like to whip this out at opportune moment...I always like to whip this out at opportune moments:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RblbZQth0KEAlihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15026440129156507703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-65808779843066048942010-08-17T19:32:04.690+00:002010-08-17T19:32:04.690+00:00Lovey - I've missed you. And yes.Lovey - I've missed you. And yes.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-43936346836838381872010-08-17T19:25:21.459+00:002010-08-17T19:25:21.459+00:00Isn't space-docking specifically referring to ...Isn't space-docking specifically referring to putting poop in a vagina? you know, like the pilgrims used to do?Lovey Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14404964214009799740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-68018171079274491222010-08-17T17:38:46.020+00:002010-08-17T17:38:46.020+00:00Dori - Re-vomiting. Thanks for that.
YMY - Larry...Dori - Re-vomiting. Thanks for that. <br /><br />YMY - Larry is donning liquid latex in this scenario, isn't he?Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-66849293791206292992010-08-17T17:33:00.111+00:002010-08-17T17:33:00.111+00:00You say "medical procedure", I say fetis...You say "medical procedure", I say fetish. tomAYto, tomAHto...YinMetYanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11810638676133463227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-47877267068084830402010-08-17T17:08:49.808+00:002010-08-17T17:08:49.808+00:00My word verification? Phagg. I can't even make...My word verification? Phagg. I can't even make this shit up.<br /><br />Speaking of, according to the History Channel (or maybe it was Medical Mysteries), in the days before plumbing, travelers would know they were almost home by the particular quality of the poo-stench permeating the air from miles away. So, if we take that as fact, isn't it then possible that a stool donor could find themselves in a public bathroom stall and recognize the particular quality of <i>their very own</i> poo-stench wafting over from the BM-er next door? And further, is that a happy moment?dorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07681591276848621717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-56316460579737849102010-08-17T15:30:24.354+00:002010-08-17T15:30:24.354+00:00Gorilla Bananas - I would expect you to be an expe...Gorilla Bananas - I would expect you to be an expert, what with all the poop-flinging you and your kind do. <br /><br />Anonymous - I cannot donate blood because I lived in London during the height of the mad cow era...I wonder if that also applies to donating other things? (Not that I will ever find out.) Itsahole is fantastic. <br /><br />Lacochran - Indeed.<br /><br />Cleveland Poet - Your neighbor sounds uptight. Maybe she was transplanted with Martha Stewart's stool?<br /><br />Tante - Makes me sad that Oprah's show in ending. <br /><br />Moooooog - For the sake of all that is right and holy (er, holey) (heh), please continue to just give shit figuratively.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-3161160017282758232010-08-17T14:59:46.924+00:002010-08-17T14:59:46.924+00:00I pride myself on my ability to give people shit, ...I pride myself on my ability to give people shit, but this is ridiculous.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-7907515338125704262010-08-17T14:40:22.157+00:002010-08-17T14:40:22.157+00:00Can't you just see the Oprah episode?
O: &q...Can't you just see the Oprah episode? <br /><br />O: "So Larry, what made you decide to be so selfless and become a stool donor?"<br /><br />L: "Well, O, may I call you O? I've always known that I had very healthy, some might even say, sexy stool, and I realized there were so many people out there less fortunate than I. One day, I was walking my 3 pet poodles with my mother (she's my roommate), and I saw a flyer posted on the message board of our (my mom and my) favorite salad bar, and I thought, I've finally found my calling!"<br /><br />O: "Larry, that is beautiful. And we have a surprise for you. Your mom is here!"<br /><br />Larry weeps and poops pants.<br /><br />Scene.dilettante07https://www.blogger.com/profile/16288221785770930813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-61397072263276102612010-08-17T12:44:11.062+00:002010-08-17T12:44:11.062+00:00first off "Fecal Matters!had me laughing for ...first off "Fecal Matters!had me laughing for a good minute or two.<br /><br />then I kept yelling "get that poop on ice stat!" forgetting that my wife is already at work and would not then come to read this and my cat was looking at me.<br />then I looked outside the window and a chick in the apartment across the way was on her balcony and staring at me like I was a freak.<br /><br />I blame you. Glad I found this place tho.ClevelandPoethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12396614346308509126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-9026835273090985452010-08-16T22:10:13.931+00:002010-08-16T22:10:13.931+00:00No shit?!No shit?!lacochran's evil twinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00830374402474261699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-53094560514785839702010-08-16T20:17:36.579+00:002010-08-16T20:17:36.579+00:00Can you request the type of stool you would like t...Can you request the type of stool you would like to receive? You really need another post penetrating deeper into this black hole of obscure medical knowledge. What if I like corn on the cob? Is there a request section on the sign-up sheet? These are things that need to be answered. You can't just leave us hanging... <br />BTW, the word verification security word that I need to type into the box on the comment page currently reads "itsahole"...Makes you wonder if these are randomly produced or if someone reads your blog and then decides what the security word should be. If it is the later then where do I apply for said position.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com