tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post5111704395061250557..comments2024-01-31T14:36:29.880+00:00Comments on Brutalism: Looking A Gift Horse In The UnderpantsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-57874986526455013592010-07-26T12:48:16.086+00:002010-07-26T12:48:16.086+00:00Still wiping tears from my face after reading this...Still wiping tears from my face after reading this one. Will asked why I was snorting and convulsing. Nice of him to check on me. I'm pretty behind on my Brutalism but looking forward to catching up.JenBChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14529384502472995248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-71109566651162037952010-05-21T20:25:08.938+00:002010-05-21T20:25:08.938+00:00Those wouldn't have even been the largest gran...Those wouldn't have even been the largest granny panties around. <br /><br />Remember what my Dad did for a living? Right, stomach stapling surgeon. I would be that his 600+ lb patients had undies bigger than that. I wonder what they did with them after they lost the weight. <br /><br />Does Graco accept used clothing to be recycled into crib sheets?The Absurdisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01998472358970743359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-30201234026692096272010-05-19T21:06:36.748+00:002010-05-19T21:06:36.748+00:00See this is why I shouldn't procreate! I would...See this is why I shouldn't procreate! I would probably have an IV of coffee hooked up to me and I won't have showered for days. It's not a pretty picture.Christinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-1595678844867900572010-05-17T13:42:29.050+00:002010-05-17T13:42:29.050+00:00Tard - No kidding...read on in the comments for so...Tard - No kidding...read on in the comments for some additional funny sleep-deprivation stories<br /><br />YMY - I love that you were kept awake by the "ending in -SON phenomenon". That is classic. I only wish I had thought to use a crib sheet as underpants...would have been much more comfortable, one would imagine.<br /><br />Straight Guy - Yeah, flying panties are usually a good thing. When you know the origin. Random flying panties? Not so much.<br /><br />Lisa - Definitely the easy readers. That is hilarious. Do you think that anyone ever realized their underpants were missing?Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-40904118180211142402010-05-17T12:54:41.591+00:002010-05-17T12:54:41.591+00:00So funny. The granny pants reminded me of somethi...So funny. The granny pants reminded me of something totally unrelated but strangely funny as well. When I was helping our elementary school sort through the children's books for the annual book swap in one bag I found a pair of dirty underwear! At first I was horrified and then I couldn't stop laughing thinking up scenarios of how they got into the donated book bag. Unfortunately I didn't have any tongs so I just needed to pinch them between my fingers and fling them aside asking, "Do these go with the "easy readers" or should we put them on the chapter book table?"Lisa Randazzo Kearnsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-90997905835543874072010-05-17T12:02:55.743+00:002010-05-17T12:02:55.743+00:00When Carson was born, my good friend had just had ...When Carson was born, my good friend had just had her daughter (Madison) 6 weeks earlier. I woke up in the middle of the night soon after Carson came home from the hospital and could not go back to sleep (so tired I couldn't sleep) because I was obsessed with the idea that my friend and I both gave birth to daughters but we both gave our girls names that ended in SON. Coincidence? I think not!<br /><br />And I'm pretty sure that at some point post-partum I was so disgusted with my gigantic stomach and ass that I cut two holes in a pack -n- play cribsheet and used it as underwear.YinMetYanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11810638676133463227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-79284223200613039972010-05-14T22:38:22.536+00:002010-05-14T22:38:22.536+00:00I always think of flying panties as a bonus. But i...I always think of flying panties as a bonus. But it so rarely happens around here. Let me open open a box or two.... nope, nothing.<br /><br />Funny post.Straight Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-75088371420643219272010-05-14T17:50:55.903+00:002010-05-14T17:50:55.903+00:00That could be a SNL skit...called Anal Retentive S...That could be a SNL skit...called Anal Retentive Sleep Deprived Parents.<br /><br />Tongs...!Dilettard07https://www.blogger.com/profile/09090471106551402096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-36772567591854512622010-05-14T02:12:19.300+00:002010-05-14T02:12:19.300+00:00SU&R - That's fantastic. To this day, I wo...SU&R - That's fantastic. To this day, I wonder what I may have said to friends of mine during those years as I was certainly not in my right mind. (Especially since "in my right mind" I talk a lot about swinging and fecal foreplay...)<br /><br />Sarah - I know. I kept the poor kid off all the lists of the best preschools because I thought she was so far behind. Turns out, just her mom was. I see this theme being repeated throughout her upbringing.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-45957425473674071352010-05-13T21:14:08.665+00:002010-05-13T21:14:08.665+00:00I went out to lunch with some people today and tol...I went out to lunch with some people today and told them about your sleep-deprived somersault expectations for your little baby. We all had a great laugh picturing a poor tired lady trying to coach her two month old into a somersault, "Tuck you head, yes, like this and FLIP yourself over!" and the poor baby crying and crying. I can't stand it! It's SO funny!Sarah https://www.blogger.com/profile/14091395645226862871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-37619995718253240542010-05-13T19:44:54.705+00:002010-05-13T19:44:54.705+00:00One time in my sleep deprivation I jumped into the...One time in my sleep deprivation I jumped into the deep end of the pool with my baby in my arms thinking I could tread water and keep us both afloat. Sounded like a good idea for a moment. WTF. As if. My husband still brings it up. I guess b/c he had to jump in and save us.<br /><br />Dying laughing at the granny panties that were really a crib sheet. THat would be one very large granny.ShutUpandRunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06145904735605609951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-42090691846571241412010-05-13T15:16:13.265+00:002010-05-13T15:16:13.265+00:00Sarah - It is a little scary, don't you think,...Sarah - It is a little scary, don't you think, that we are supposed to keep a human being alive in this condition? And at least the sleep deprivation gave me an excuse for my idiocy...Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7321105.post-59221474793552087682010-05-13T14:39:24.971+00:002010-05-13T14:39:24.971+00:00I had tears rolling out of my eyes picturing a two...I had tears rolling out of my eyes picturing a two month old baby doing a sommersault. More tears when I thought about you being worried about it. Thanks for a great laugh!Sarah https://www.blogger.com/profile/14091395645226862871noreply@blogger.com