As mentioned in my last post, we have a lot of snow in the DC area. A LOT lot. Like, more than we have ever had in recorded history. It is at the same time breathtakingly beautiful and a tremendous pain in the ass (not unlike Megan Fox, from what I hear.) What it also is, apparently, is an excuse for otherwise respected journalists and reporters to coin new terms and phrases such as:
SNOWMAGEDDON!
SNOWPOCALYPSE!
SNOWMONGOUS WINTER!
SnOMG!
(Clearly, I don't approve of this practice at all.)
I was just hanging out with some neighbors in our cul de sac and one of them was mentioning that the local weatherman is thrilled with the storm and the round-the-clock coverage. He said, "the guy probably heard we were getting several more inches and got a huge erection."
To which I replied, "Don't you mean a huge SNOWRECTION?"
It is all I can take and I can't take snow more,
Brutalism
Well, it has been quite the snowjob...I've had several snowgasms, during which I screamed "Snowly Shit!"
ReplyDeleteI am losing my freaking mind over here.
YMY - "snowbody knows the trouble I've seen...snowbody knows the sorrooowww...."
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say "Snowgasm' too, but wasn't quick enough, since it's a pain in the ass, maybe you prefer it to be "Snowilinigus" instead? That way it at least feels good?!
ReplyDeleteNoShare - You just HAD to snow there, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteI'm having t-shirts made up after this is over that say:
ReplyDelete"I Survived The 2010 Blizzard in Snowkton, VA!"
Yes I am.
YMY - I'm totally buying one. Especially if it is airbrushed and a half-shirt with beaded fringe on the bottom...
ReplyDeleteYou Snowit!!
ReplyDeleteDuring our little snow event here, my son hit me in the ____, with a snow ball and it felt like a freakin "Snowcumcision"...
What you're saying here is, you're excited. You're like the kid in that Disney commercial I always laugh at who's "TOO EXCITED TO SLEEP!"
ReplyDeleteSnow sh*t, Sherlock.
ReplyDeleteVA - Yes, but with a more murderous intent.
ReplyDeleteJamie - Wow. Snow holds barred, huh?
Almost Valentine's Day. Might have to give the love of my life a snow job.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Foghat do a song about our blizzard? "Snow ride, take it easy"
ReplyDeleteOk--I was completely boycotting this post because it reminded me of my dad and his ret*&ded (it's a bad word now, right?) puns. And then...into my head pops...SNOOOOO---WKLAHOMA, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!
ReplyDeleteDamn you Brutalism, damn you.
dil - you mean "SNOOOOO---WKLAHOMA, where the SNOW comes sweeping down the plain!" ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou can usually take care of a snowrection by using a snowblower.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.
Haha moooooog!!
ReplyDeleteI was going to chime in here with: SNONER!! He probably had a SNONER!! But Snowrection is so much better.
SU&R - We'll you've put it out there so now you can't "flake."
ReplyDeleteYMY - I'm not sure that was the lyric. Then again, my 4-year old was arguing with me today about Lady Gaga's Poker Face lyrics. I say, "can't read mine" and she says, "carry mine" -- I'm totally right.
Tante - Don't blame me, blame the media. For EVERYTHING.
Giggles -- Dil is not that bright. Thanks for correcting her.
Moooooog -- I would ask you how you know that. But I'm afraid you would answer.
SMUK - Actually, I'm kind of feeling "snoner" (heh). Although it sounds like an erection that you're kinda bored with. A snore of a boner. Interesting. Must think about more...
Snoverated.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite snow wordsmithry is "Snowtorious B.I.G."
ReplyDeleteKath - Snowtally snoverated.
ReplyDeletePancake City - Snowtorious B.I.G. is actually kinda funny. (See what cabin fever does to you? It makes you begin to like these things...) aaaahhhhhh
What is this "snow" you speak of?
ReplyDeleteZenMom - It's a different kind than is popular in California, particularly the Hollywood part of California. (I lash out because I am SICK OF SNOW!)
ReplyDeleteSnow way! As I read this post it's..... snowing here in NYC. Well, sleeting really. Or slushing. In fact, I say we slush this winter down the snowlet and bring on Spring already.
ReplyDeleteI am so snowver it.
In what appears to be a case of premature precipitation my skepticism about accumulation here in NYC was dusted last night when 6" fell with more coming today. All hail mother nature's vengeance.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I lost the snowcase snowdown this time.