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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Eat Your Heart Out, Gene Simmons

You know, I was thinking I should maybe explain this photo of me from my friend, Simon's, wedding in Santa Barbara.

Then I thought, does this really require an explanation?

It was just really, really good to see my brother...

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16 comments:

  1. lacochran's evil twinJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    The shoes, alone, deserve some tongue action.

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  2. Moooooog35January 20, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    The only thing that requires an explanation in this photo is that guy's shirt.

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  3. ShutUpandRunJanuary 20, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    Duh. He obviously spilled some spaghetti sauce on his pants.

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  4. Straight GuyJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:45 AM

    I'm not fashion-focused, but yes. I'll assume the shoes are funny on purpose. But the pleated pants, skinny belt, and ribbed turtleneck (in Santa Barbara?!?) are not being worn ironically, and that must be explained.

    You look fabulous, BTW.

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  5. BrutalismJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:03 AM

    Lacochran - They are what I call my "groove is in the heart" shoes, bought specifically for this occasion...and because I had no idea what to wear with orange.

    Moooooog - That is Steve. He is a God.

    SUAR - Yes.

    Straight Guy - He's wearing MY shoes (but of course). (And thanks -- my best angle is in profile so you can see my three-foot tongue.)

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  6. OneZenMomJanuary 21, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    Love this. ;)

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  7. dilettante07January 21, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    It doesn't look that cold out, so I'm having a hard time figuring out how you got you tongue stuck to his pant leg.

    Perhaps your mouth was still full of frozen margarita.

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  8. Moooooog35January 21, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    If you're telling me that God wears faux turtlenecks, then I'm kind of happy I'm on the road to Hell.

    My luck they'll be wearing sweater vests, though.

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  9. dilettante07January 21, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    Moooooog, I think hell is more of a short sleeved dress shirt and clip-on tie kind of scene.

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  10. Jay FerrisJanuary 21, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    I didn't realize any photgraphic eveidence of the mid-90's outdoor gay club scene still existed. This one's a keeper!

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  11. Organic MeatbagJanuary 24, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    Me thinkee that Gene would like that about you...hahaha

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  12. SandraJanuary 25, 2011 at 5:46 AM

    hahaha! Nope, I think this picture needed an explanation.

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  13. BrutalismJanuary 25, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Tante - That's how I always pictured hell, too.

    Jay - sure you didn't.

    OM - Actually...that IS Gene Simmons. He looks very different without makeup.

    Sandra - Gene Simmons sans makeup participating in the mid-90s outdoor gay club scene. (How's that for a brief explanation?)

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  14. ClevelandPoetJanuary 25, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    I had something witty to say (or at least some what witty) and my friend says as he sees the picture

    "holy fuck nice tongue"

    and so now all I got it nice tongue

    which is a true statement but not witty.

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  15. UnknownApril 3, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    My 5 year old has a question about this picture " Why did she do that Mom. Why did she lick his leg? He really needs to know.

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  16. BrutalismApril 7, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Morley - Because it was there, son...because it was there.

    Hoping to re-enact this very photo later this year.

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