(See: Boring, Oh My God You Are So).
Whatever, I bet you don't have store brand tomato sauce and two free donuts to show for your Friday night.
Anyway, because they are good sports, they agreed to come along. When we reached the shopping center, they noticed the TJ Maxx store nearby and asked if we could go there first. I figured I owed them at least that, so we went in to explore - and we had a blast. We checked out clothes, tried on shoes, looked through all of the organizational containers, and finally landed in housewares, where I came across this throw pillow:
At which point they gave me appreciative groans...and a promise to return the corny joke favor in the near future.
Comma's a bitch,