...it is that I do not know how to count.
Today is my birthday. Which means that, as a gift, one of my best friends sent the following line from a work e-mail she received:
"Yesterday the vibrator convoy entered the inner town of [name of European town redacted]."Which, as far as I know, was not a euphemism. But it will be from now on.
She totally gets me.
We got crushed with snow in the DC area last night and were without power from about 6:00pm on. So, I'm at the office with my 5-year-old today because it is freezing at our house and her school was closed.
As you can imagine, I'm being extra productive.
Leaving early to go home and open all of the fabulous gifts you've surely sent,