Serious conversation with my husband on my way into work this morning:
Me: (After listening to a report about early onset Alzheimer's): "You know. If I ever get dementia and act like a looney toon, can you at least invite our friends over to enjoy the show? I mean it. If you don't at least get some laughs out of it, it's just too sad..."
Canetto: (Deadpan): "I already do."