Friday, September 07, 2007

Not To Be Confused With A Sloppy Joe

According to Urban Dictionary, a Sloppy Carl is:

when you diarrehea in a tube sock and slap someone in the face with it.

Aside from the (very) obvious hilarity of this, let's further examine why this definition is so funny:

1) diarrehea is misspelled AND used as a verb. Nice touch.
2) it specifies tube sock as the receptacle in which to "diarrehea" -- NOT a dress sock, and god forbid...not argyle. And don't even get me started on the inadequacy of the anklet.
3) slap someone in the FACE with it -- very specific. And agreed...much funnier than just "slapping" someone with it in any general spot on the anatomy.

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