Thursday, December 04, 2008

Is Indonesia The Real MILF Island?

Loyal reader Amanda gives us the following headline today:

Indonesia pushed to mediate MILF talks

Who knew it was world news worthy? And I suppose the better question is why haven't they asked me to participate? (ha ha ho ho hee hee chortle snicker titter wheeze guffaw laugh chuckle har har).

4 comments:

Ri said...

You forgot "snort". That's what I did upon reading your post. And itt was unattractively loud, and decidedly unladylike.

(They probably wouldn't like me in Indonesia. I'm pretty sure snorting takes you off the MILF list.)

Kathleen said...

Jeez. I'm a tremendous snorter. Go big or go home, you know? A laugh should be heartfelt.

Dilettard07 said...

It all depends on where in Indonesia, really. On Java, snorting would definitely have you off the MILF list. But I read about a matriarchal tribe in one part of highland West Papua where women compete for consorts, and snorting played a big part in the outcome.

dilettante07 said...

All I know is we should hook Krennie up with some of the Indonesian dignitaries we know to get a jump on the upcoming GILF talks. It was a tragic oversight that you were left out of the MILF talks. We shant have it happen again--this is too important.