Wednesday, March 17, 2010


My Irish co-worker just walked by trying to sell some extra tickets she has to the Celtic Women concert tonight.

As part of her marketing ploy, she said, "It's St. Patrick's Day...what could be more Irish than seeing the Celtic Women in concert?"

And I said, "I don't know. Drinking fourteen pints of Guinness and urinating on yourself while seeing the Celtic Women in concert?"

Your Goodwill Ambassador to the UN,


Moooooog35 said...

I checked the roster and the Celtics have NO women playing on the team.

You were about to get scammed! Way to dodge a bullet!

dilettante07 said...

Perhaps the Celtic Women are the New England, buttoned-up, gingery version of the Laker Girls.

MommaKiss said...

I'll take the Guinness part!