My Irish co-worker just walked by trying to sell some extra tickets she has to the Celtic Women concert tonight.
As part of her marketing ploy, she said, "It's St. Patrick's Day...what could be more Irish than seeing the Celtic Women in concert?"
And I said, "I don't know. Drinking fourteen pints of Guinness and urinating on yourself while seeing the Celtic Women in concert?"
Your Goodwill Ambassador to the UN,