Just yesterday, as I stopped in the first floor restroom, I saw this propped against the mirror behind the sink:
And frankly, all of the questions I was being asked made me want to ask some questions of my own. Namely:
1) Are the people you want to recruit into your fold those who actually believe that there is such a thing as a trillion dollar bill?
2) Do you realize (as I did, sadly, after the fact) that most people will likely reach for this PRIOR TO washing their hands?
3) Do you think that the government realizes that all they need to do is visit a few public restrooms to erase the federal deficit?
4) Is it wrong to save this and add it to an offering plate the next time I am presented with one?
Still embarrassed about my early crush on Kirk Cameron,