Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Your Mom's on this Site

One of my best friends sent this sentiment along in an e-mail today:

Sent:Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:21 PM
Subject: It's my lucky day! 
I just got a spam e-mail with the subject line:
Congrats on your free F%*kBook account!
 Thought you'd want to know. 

And, really, the only way one can reply to something like this is a la Tosh.0. So I did:

Sent:Tuesday, February 12, 2013 12:27 PM
Subject: Re: It's my lucky day!
Let's put :30 on the clock:
  • Is the CEO of that corporation Mark F%*kerburg?
  • Guess "getting poked" means something a little different on that site?
  • Instead of a "Friend" request, do you get a "Friend with Benefits" request?
  • Do the posts about people playing games involving farm animals take on a whole new dimension?
  • Instead of "Likes" does the page show "Licks"?
I have always loved the dirty stuff,


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Anonymous said...

I don't even know what this comment means, but somehow it seems appropriate.

Brutalism said...
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Brutalism said...

I think the "forca" is apt.

Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Point said...

This reminds me of my kickstarter style website I'm trying to get going called F%*kStarter. People are always looking to donate money to a good cause.

Brutalism said...

Christian - you're an idea man!