Fecal Accidents - both a concern and an inconvenience.
"A diarrheal fecal accident is a higher-risk event than a formed stool accident." (Well, duh!). Also? Those volunteers who collected 300 stool samples are probably the same ones who apply to be stool donors. (And really? They cannot find any other type of fulfilling volunteer work?)
"Establish a fecal accident log." (heh heh)
As I was posting this last night, my 7-year-old read over my shoulder and asked what this was. I told her it was information about what to do when you find poop in a pool. Disgustedly, she asked me, "Why do people even write these things?"
And I replied, "Well, that BA in English from Yale has to be put to use somewhere."
Such a waste,