Actual conversation between me and a high school friend yesterday:
Me: "So, Facebook recommended that I friend [name of kid we went to high school with who served time in jail for murdering two people]. Isn't that weird?"
Her: "Oh. I remember him. He's the one who dated our friend, Michelle, right?"
Me: "No that was [kid with same first name/similar last name]."
Her: "Oh, right. He's the one that went to jail for beating someone with a baseball bat."
And that is why I will be skipping my reunion this year.