Thursday, February 05, 2015

Some Killer High School Years

Actual conversation between me and a high school friend yesterday:

Me: "So, Facebook recommended that I friend [name of kid we went to high school with who served time in jail for murdering two people]. Isn't that weird?"

Her: "Oh. I remember him. He's the one who dated our friend, Michelle, right?"

Me: "No that was [kid with same first name/similar last name]."

Her: "Oh, right. He's the one that went to jail for beating someone with a baseball bat."

And that is why I will be skipping my reunion this year.


ClevelandPoet said...

Someone I went to high school with attacked someone with a piece of Cuban bread.

I'd think you'd be dying to go.

Ah see what I did there?

I kill me.

I'll show myself out.

Brutalism said...

Cleveland Poet - I'm intrigued. Was the Cuban bread a deliberate choice on the part of the attacker? Is Cuban bread more intimidating than other, similar loaves? Is that why the attacker did NOT use French bread? (Insert French military joke here.)

*shows self out right after you*