Sunday, January 10, 2010

Dirt Boxing

A new friend from Ireland found Brutalism recently by googling, "story feels so dirty in my ass."

Which first made me think, "Well, that is not the most pristine place to keep a story, Seamus." But it also made me think of the old game that everyone plays while reading the slips of paper in fortune cookies. You know, the one where you add "in bed" to the end of every fortune as you read it out loud. Like, "you'll have a great year" (pause for delivery of tired old joke) "in bed." Or "you will have much success at work" (wait for it, wait for it...) "in bed."

I'd like to propose that from now on, we change the ending to any statement (fortune cookie-wise or just in general) to "in my ass." (Example: "I am so happy with our new pool boy....." or "The priest offered me Holy Communion....." or...well, you get the idea.)

Help me start the movement (heh) by leaving a comment in the form of an unrelated statement followed by an "in my ass."

I cannot wait to see how creative you get...
Brutalism

43 comments:

aaschirmer said...

You continue to inspire me...

ShutUpandRun said...

My dog just licked me....

Ewwww.

PS: how the hell do you find out what people googled to find you (in my ass).

dilettante07 said...

Wow! That's quite a fire...

dilettante07 said...

I sure do love marshmallows...

Dilettard07 said...

Good news! Had an appointment with my gynecologist today and he gave me the thumbs up...!!

YinMetYang said...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge...

dilettante07 said...

Where did I leave my buttplug?

lisa Randazzo said...

I have to go put another log on the fire...

YinMetYang said...

Damn, it's cold...!

Miss J said...

I just stumbled across your blog for the first time today...

Moooooog35 said...

I like to be poked with a stick...

That guy just parked his car...

I made you a wonderful tossed salad...

This is GENIUS!

YinMetYang said...

Who left this red hot branding iron here...?

Brutalism said...

I found grandpa's false teeth...

There is nothing I like better than a good cup of coffee...

Love is a battlefield...

I could do this all day...

dilettante07 said...

WWJD must be hiding...

Brutalism said...

I could really go for a candy bar...

I love those stylish pointy-toed boots...

I need a vacation...

Dilettard07 said...

I love the smell of Irish Spring

Dilettard07 said...

Frosted Luck Charms--they're magically delicious...!

Just trying to attract more visitors from the Emerald Isle [no! not there! well OK, just this once...]

NoShare said...

I don't like to have the Proctologists finger......

Be careful when you stick that thermometer.....

ZenMom said...

This is my new favorite game ... ;)

YinMetYang said...

Poop...

Brutalism said...

I just had my annual review at work...

I enjoy doing crossword puzzles...

NoShare said...

Every time the IRS audits me I get a pain.....

YinMetYang said...

I sure could use a good deep tissue massage...

YinMetYang said...

Hey honey, could you help me? I have an itch I can't reach..."

dilettante07 said...

Did you hear about the rocket launch?

The Machinist's Wife said...

Inspired by botanical and fruit extracts, these refreshing formulas buff away tired-looking skin ...

Brutalism said...

I love you commenters...

Anna Lefler said...

From an actual fortune that I keep taped to my monitor:

"The world will soon be ready to receive your talents..."

[ouch]

I am SO making this post a permanent part of my lifestyle. Forever.

dilettante07 said...

Anna--

Life just keeps getting weirder...

YinMetYang said...

I have a hot cup of coffee....

Christina said...

I like that your blog is interactive...

:)

Jason the Absurdist said...

I still love Shel Silverstein....

sus said...

I used to know a guy that played a similar game. He'd end pretty much every sentence with "in accordance with the prophecy." He said it lent importance to every thing he did. . . in my ass.

Brutalism said...

SUS - I am so in love with "in accordance with the prophecy". I may steal that.

Thanks for visiting Brutalism. I love new readers...in my ass.

(My word verification for this was "tershi" which is frighteningly close to "tushie")

Rich said...

I know I'm late to the party, but here goes: It's so cavernous in my ass!

Brutalism said...

Rich - It's always great to have a new commenter...

lantz said...

I really enjoy your blog (in my ass)...Really though, I find it funny, original and clean (in my ass)....Seriously though, I love your sharing (in my ass)....

Thanks for the chuckles (in my ass)

http://lantzzsrantzzs.blogspot.com/

Lantz

Brutalism said...

Lantz - Thanks for reading. I always love having new readers...

Lovey Sunshine said...

How did I miss this marvelous game? (in my ass).

Although from the title of the article, I thought you were going to wax philosophical about the 'dirtbox milkshake' (not in my ass)

NoShare said...

This Column has a Life of It's Own.....

Trout Almondine said...

There's a substantial penalty for early withdrawal...

BP geologists found a rich deposit...

And now, Ms. Middleton will ascend the aisle...

I'm terribly sorry to hear about the loss of your mother...

That's no moon, Mr. Solo, it's a space station...

If you really want a great weekend away, I know the best place you can possibly go...

You've got lung cancer? They've found a cure for that...

Mister Mister said...

Oh my! I've been searching and searching for this post for 3 1/2 years... And I finally found it! In my ass.

Brutalism said...

Mister Mister - Thanks for stopping by and commenting. I do so love to have new visitors.....