A new friend from Ireland found Brutalism recently by googling, "story feels so dirty in my ass."
Which first made me think, "Well, that is not the most pristine place to keep a story, Seamus." But it also made me think of the old game that everyone plays while reading the slips of paper in fortune cookies. You know, the one where you add "in bed" to the end of every fortune as you read it out loud. Like, "you'll have a great year" (pause for delivery of tired old joke) "in bed." Or "you will have much success at work" (wait for it, wait for it...) "in bed."
I'd like to propose that from now on, we change the ending to any statement (fortune cookie-wise or just in general) to "in my ass." (Example: "I am so happy with our new pool boy....." or "The priest offered me Holy Communion....." or...well, you get the idea.)
Help me start the movement (heh) by leaving a comment in the form of an unrelated statement followed by an "in my ass."
I cannot wait to see how creative you get...
Brutalism
43 comments:
You continue to inspire me...
My dog just licked me....
Ewwww.
PS: how the hell do you find out what people googled to find you (in my ass).
Wow! That's quite a fire...
I sure do love marshmallows...
Good news! Had an appointment with my gynecologist today and he gave me the thumbs up...!!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge...
Where did I leave my buttplug?
I have to go put another log on the fire...
Damn, it's cold...!
I just stumbled across your blog for the first time today...
I like to be poked with a stick...
That guy just parked his car...
I made you a wonderful tossed salad...
This is GENIUS!
Who left this red hot branding iron here...?
I found grandpa's false teeth...
There is nothing I like better than a good cup of coffee...
Love is a battlefield...
I could do this all day...
WWJD must be hiding...
I could really go for a candy bar...
I love those stylish pointy-toed boots...
I need a vacation...
I love the smell of Irish Spring
Frosted Luck Charms--they're magically delicious...!
Just trying to attract more visitors from the Emerald Isle [no! not there! well OK, just this once...]
I don't like to have the Proctologists finger......
Be careful when you stick that thermometer.....
This is my new favorite game ... ;)
Poop...
I just had my annual review at work...
I enjoy doing crossword puzzles...
Every time the IRS audits me I get a pain.....
I sure could use a good deep tissue massage...
Hey honey, could you help me? I have an itch I can't reach..."
Did you hear about the rocket launch?
Inspired by botanical and fruit extracts, these refreshing formulas buff away tired-looking skin ...
I love you commenters...
From an actual fortune that I keep taped to my monitor:
"The world will soon be ready to receive your talents..."
[ouch]
I am SO making this post a permanent part of my lifestyle. Forever.
Anna--
Life just keeps getting weirder...
I have a hot cup of coffee....
I like that your blog is interactive...
:)
I still love Shel Silverstein....
I used to know a guy that played a similar game. He'd end pretty much every sentence with "in accordance with the prophecy." He said it lent importance to every thing he did. . . in my ass.
SUS - I am so in love with "in accordance with the prophecy". I may steal that.
Thanks for visiting Brutalism. I love new readers...in my ass.
(My word verification for this was "tershi" which is frighteningly close to "tushie")
I know I'm late to the party, but here goes: It's so cavernous in my ass!
Rich - It's always great to have a new commenter...
I really enjoy your blog (in my ass)...Really though, I find it funny, original and clean (in my ass)....Seriously though, I love your sharing (in my ass)....
Thanks for the chuckles (in my ass)
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Lantz
Lantz - Thanks for reading. I always love having new readers...
How did I miss this marvelous game? (in my ass).
Although from the title of the article, I thought you were going to wax philosophical about the 'dirtbox milkshake' (not in my ass)
This Column has a Life of It's Own.....
There's a substantial penalty for early withdrawal...
BP geologists found a rich deposit...
And now, Ms. Middleton will ascend the aisle...
I'm terribly sorry to hear about the loss of your mother...
That's no moon, Mr. Solo, it's a space station...
If you really want a great weekend away, I know the best place you can possibly go...
You've got lung cancer? They've found a cure for that...
Oh my! I've been searching and searching for this post for 3 1/2 years... And I finally found it! In my ass.
Mister Mister - Thanks for stopping by and commenting. I do so love to have new visitors.....
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