I'd like an entendre. And make it a double.
I would have left a comment at the Oakton Patch site but I didn't want to do the bullshit login business. (I'm that lazy). Anyway, SCARY! Larceny arts - LOL. I live way out in the sticks so if a person did break into my house, I'd probably know them and just like you, all they'd get is a console TV and about 15 bucks in change jar money. But I do have bears. They don't care about my electronics, or my cash. They just want to eat me.
You can't live in fear. Long ago, I was on a high school field trip to New York City to see the UN and stuff. They let us wander in Chinatown for a while (bad decision, but for hicks like us this was a very cultural experience). Several of my friends were mugged, and I had a weird tinge of jealousy. Why not me? Don't I look worth mugging?
Brilliant! I put it on my Facebook page.
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