Thursday, January 20, 2011

Eat Your Heart Out, Gene Simmons

You know, I was thinking I should maybe explain this photo of me from my friend, Simon's, wedding in Santa Barbara.

Then I thought, does this really require an explanation?

It was just really, really good to see my brother...

16 comments:

lacochran's evil twin said...

The shoes, alone, deserve some tongue action.

Moooooog35 said...

The only thing that requires an explanation in this photo is that guy's shirt.

ShutUpandRun said...

Duh. He obviously spilled some spaghetti sauce on his pants.

Straight Guy said...

I'm not fashion-focused, but yes. I'll assume the shoes are funny on purpose. But the pleated pants, skinny belt, and ribbed turtleneck (in Santa Barbara?!?) are not being worn ironically, and that must be explained.

You look fabulous, BTW.

Brutalism said...

Lacochran - They are what I call my "groove is in the heart" shoes, bought specifically for this occasion...and because I had no idea what to wear with orange.

Moooooog - That is Steve. He is a God.

SUAR - Yes.

Straight Guy - He's wearing MY shoes (but of course). (And thanks -- my best angle is in profile so you can see my three-foot tongue.)

ZenMom said...

Love this. ;)

dilettante07 said...

It doesn't look that cold out, so I'm having a hard time figuring out how you got you tongue stuck to his pant leg.

Perhaps your mouth was still full of frozen margarita.

Moooooog35 said...

If you're telling me that God wears faux turtlenecks, then I'm kind of happy I'm on the road to Hell.

My luck they'll be wearing sweater vests, though.

dilettante07 said...

Moooooog, I think hell is more of a short sleeved dress shirt and clip-on tie kind of scene.

Jay Ferris said...

I didn't realize any photgraphic eveidence of the mid-90's outdoor gay club scene still existed. This one's a keeper!

Organic Meatbag said...

Me thinkee that Gene would like that about you...hahaha

Sandra said...

hahaha! Nope, I think this picture needed an explanation.

Brutalism said...

Tante - That's how I always pictured hell, too.

Jay - sure you didn't.

OM - Actually...that IS Gene Simmons. He looks very different without makeup.

Sandra - Gene Simmons sans makeup participating in the mid-90s outdoor gay club scene. (How's that for a brief explanation?)

ClevelandPoet said...

I had something witty to say (or at least some what witty) and my friend says as he sees the picture

"holy fuck nice tongue"

and so now all I got it nice tongue

which is a true statement but not witty.

Morley said...

My 5 year old has a question about this picture " Why did she do that Mom. Why did she lick his leg? He really needs to know.

Brutalism said...

Morley - Because it was there, son...because it was there.

Hoping to re-enact this very photo later this year.