Dramatis personae: Me, Canetto, Avery
Setting: Avery's play room, last night, playing her new "Pretty, Pretty Princess" game
Me (looking at Canetto and dying as he is decked out in earrings, a bracelet, and a crown): "You are a vision. You make a very lovely princess."
Canetto: "Oh, yeah? Would a lovely princess do this?" (lifts leg, farts)
Avery (screeching and laughing): "You are the worst princess, EVER!"