Friday, October 28, 2011

Princess Poopypants

Dramatis personae: Me, Canetto, Avery

Setting: Avery's play room, last night, playing her new "Pretty, Pretty Princess" game

Act I

Me (looking at Canetto and dying as he is decked out in earrings, a bracelet, and a crown): "You are a vision. You make a very lovely princess."

Canetto: "Oh, yeah? Would a lovely princess do this?" (lifts leg, farts)

Avery (screeching and laughing): "You are the worst princess, EVER!"

And....scene.

10 comments:

Dazee Dreamer said...

omg, that is hilarious.

kath said...

You have created the perfect family.

Brutalism said...

Dazee - He really is the worst princess, ever.

Kath - They are pretty great. When they are not annoying me...

dilettante07 said...

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Ed said...

That be the Royal Gas.

Brutalism said...

the sliarei alsie

Brutalism said...

this is my comment

Ragnar said...

Didn't Disney have a movie called Princess Poopypants? Wait, no, that was Queen Shit-her-breeches. Carry on.

Dilettard07 said...

What a coincidence. I was just thinking about Ernest Borgnine and Dutch ovens and thought "I have not checked in with Brütalism in a while..."

HogsAteMySister said...

Where do I buy season tickets?