As mentioned in my last post, we have a lot of snow in the DC area. A LOT lot. Like, more than we have ever had in recorded history. It is at the same time breathtakingly beautiful and a tremendous pain in the ass (not unlike Megan Fox, from what I hear.) What it also is, apparently, is an excuse for otherwise respected journalists and reporters to coin new terms and phrases such as:
(Clearly, I don't approve of this practice at all.)
I was just hanging out with some neighbors in our cul de sac and one of them was mentioning that the local weatherman is thrilled with the storm and the round-the-clock coverage. He said, "the guy probably heard we were getting several more inches and got a huge erection."
To which I replied, "Don't you mean a huge SNOWRECTION?"
It is all I can take and I can't take snow more,