Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Snowtorious

As mentioned in my last post, we have a lot of snow in the DC area. A LOT lot. Like, more than we have ever had in recorded history. It is at the same time breathtakingly beautiful and a tremendous pain in the ass (not unlike Megan Fox, from what I hear.) What it also is, apparently, is an excuse for otherwise respected journalists and reporters to coin new terms and phrases such as:

SNOWMAGEDDON!

SNOWPOCALYPSE!

SNOWMONGOUS WINTER!

SnOMG!

(Clearly, I don't approve of this practice at all.)

I was just hanging out with some neighbors in our cul de sac and one of them was mentioning that the local weatherman is thrilled with the storm and the round-the-clock coverage. He said, "the guy probably heard we were getting several more inches and got a huge erection."

To which I replied, "Don't you mean a huge SNOWRECTION?"

It is all I can take and I can't take snow more,
Brutalism

24 comments:

YinMetYang said...

Well, it has been quite the snowjob...I've had several snowgasms, during which I screamed "Snowly Shit!"

I am losing my freaking mind over here.

Brutalism said...

YMY - "snowbody knows the trouble I've seen...snowbody knows the sorrooowww...."

NoShare said...

I was gonna say "Snowgasm' too, but wasn't quick enough, since it's a pain in the ass, maybe you prefer it to be "Snowilinigus" instead? That way it at least feels good?!

Brutalism said...

NoShare - You just HAD to snow there, didn't you?

YinMetYang said...

I'm having t-shirts made up after this is over that say:

"I Survived The 2010 Blizzard in Snowkton, VA!"

Yes I am.

Brutalism said...

YMY - I'm totally buying one. Especially if it is airbrushed and a half-shirt with beaded fringe on the bottom...

NoShare said...

You Snowit!!

During our little snow event here, my son hit me in the ____, with a snow ball and it felt like a freakin "Snowcumcision"...

The Vegetable Assassin said...

What you're saying here is, you're excited. You're like the kid in that Disney commercial I always laugh at who's "TOO EXCITED TO SLEEP!"

Jamie said...

Snow sh*t, Sherlock.

Brutalism said...

VA - Yes, but with a more murderous intent.

Jamie - Wow. Snow holds barred, huh?

ShutUpandRun said...

Almost Valentine's Day. Might have to give the love of my life a snow job.

YinMetYang said...

Didn't Foghat do a song about our blizzard? "Snow ride, take it easy"

dilettante07 said...

Ok--I was completely boycotting this post because it reminded me of my dad and his ret*&ded (it's a bad word now, right?) puns. And then...into my head pops...SNOOOOO---WKLAHOMA, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!

Damn you Brutalism, damn you.

Giggles said...

dil - you mean "SNOOOOO---WKLAHOMA, where the SNOW comes sweeping down the plain!" ;-)

Moooooog35 said...

You can usually take care of a snowrection by using a snowblower.

You're welcome.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Haha moooooog!!

I was going to chime in here with: SNONER!! He probably had a SNONER!! But Snowrection is so much better.

Brutalism said...

SU&R - We'll you've put it out there so now you can't "flake."

YMY - I'm not sure that was the lyric. Then again, my 4-year old was arguing with me today about Lady Gaga's Poker Face lyrics. I say, "can't read mine" and she says, "carry mine" -- I'm totally right.

Tante - Don't blame me, blame the media. For EVERYTHING.

Giggles -- Dil is not that bright. Thanks for correcting her.

Moooooog -- I would ask you how you know that. But I'm afraid you would answer.

SMUK - Actually, I'm kind of feeling "snoner" (heh). Although it sounds like an erection that you're kinda bored with. A snore of a boner. Interesting. Must think about more...

kath said...

Snoverated.

Pancake City said...

My favorite snow wordsmithry is "Snowtorious B.I.G."

Brutalism said...

Kath - Snowtally snoverated.

Pancake City - Snowtorious B.I.G. is actually kinda funny. (See what cabin fever does to you? It makes you begin to like these things...) aaaahhhhhh

ZenMom said...

What is this "snow" you speak of?

Brutalism said...

ZenMom - It's a different kind than is popular in California, particularly the Hollywood part of California. (I lash out because I am SICK OF SNOW!)

Jason the Absurdist said...

Snow way! As I read this post it's..... snowing here in NYC. Well, sleeting really. Or slushing. In fact, I say we slush this winter down the snowlet and bring on Spring already.

I am so snowver it.

Jason the Absurdist said...

In what appears to be a case of premature precipitation my skepticism about accumulation here in NYC was dusted last night when 6" fell with more coming today. All hail mother nature's vengeance.

Looks like I lost the snowcase snowdown this time.