Friday, February 12, 2010

Just Beat It

Yesterday, I again unsuspectingly stepped into the minefield of filth that is children's literature.

Well...at least Sally is honest, right?

20 comments:

ShutUpandRun said...

I love to bang but usually prefer to play with something long and hard.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Well we all have to start somewhere, I guess. I don't know why Sally look so puzzled. The trumpet is surely the only option.

Miss Spoken said...

Sally's a whore's name.

Brutalism said...

SU&R - A bassoon, you mean?

VA - I soooo wanted to make a joke about the trumpet/horny. It is her obvious choice.

Miss S - Totally. And pen-and-ink drawn spiral hair is totally whorish, too. Smut. All of it.

ZenMom said...

She's just saying what we're all thinking.

Brutalism said...

ZenMom - So true...so true...

YinMetYang said...

Did you find this smut hidden between the Kiddo's mattress and box spring?

オテモヤン said...

オナニー
逆援助
SEX
フェラチオ
ソープ
逆援助
出張ホスト
手コキ
おっぱい
フェラチオ
中出し
セックス
デリヘル
包茎
逆援
性欲

dilettante07 said...

Oh sweet baby jesus. Send Avery to a convent poste haste. Otherwise, you're doomed. Sally is a whore.

YinMetYang said...

This is all so obvious now...."Green Eggs and Ham"?? Please! The Ham is obviously the meat, or "penis". Green Eggs...the unsavory vaginal vault of a less than reputable woman. The rest of the book is the guy trying to figure out in just how many places he can get her to do it. Here or there, rain or train....first she says NO, because we ALL say no at first. But we all give in eventually and go nuts.

Or maybe it's just me.

beth said...

Sally looks a little round herself. She might think about trimming that baby fat if she expects to have her pick of "instruments" in the future.

Jen said...

I like to bang too but lately I need a new drum. The trumpets seems the better choice.

Audii said...

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Florida Girl In Sydney said...

Who doesn't like to bang? Teach 'em young?

Brutalism said...

Beth - True. Sally is no looker. Perhaps that is why she overcompensates in other areas.

Jen - Bang a drum/blow a horn -- six of one, half a dozen of the other...

FGIS - Not everyone, apparently. Have you heard the joke about "Beige...I'll paint the ceiling beige..."

dilettante07 said...

Is that WWJD yelling at us in Chinese?

Moooooog35 said...

So what did she end up with, John Goodman?

I NEED TO KNOW THE ENDING!

beth said...

She ended up with VD. This is a morality tale, after all!

Brutalism said...

Tante - I'm pretty sure that was the Asian WWJD.

Moooooog - I was gonna go with Rosie O'Donnell...

Jason the Absurdist said...

From poking in one post to banging in the next. I'm noticing a trend here. It's sooooo subtle but I'm on to you.

To paraphrase Sarah Palin (oh dear God help me) "Bang, Sally, Bang"

-JTA

PS: My captcha word is "conkesse". Somehow it's fitting.