Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Happy Halloweens

I've got a new column up at the Oakton Patch, swingers.

It's about Halloween turning into a multi-day holiday. Or me turning into an old fart.

You decide -- check it out here.

6 comments:

ShutUpandRun said...

Up in her grill. I have no clue what that means. On to the Urban dick for a look up.

PS: Halloween is way to extended these days. And now I give out full sized candy bars just so I can be cool and the house every one wants to go to. See how much adoration and attention I need? It's pathetic.

Brutalism said...

SUAR - I totally get that. It is all about validation. That may be a common trait among bloggers. That and a love of poop jokes...

Moooooog35 said...

Shit like this is why I'm raising my kids Amish.

Brutalism said...

Moooooog - I thought you were raising them Amish becuase you think zippers are the devil's work...

Straight Guy said...

I agree with settling the nonsense down (do we agree that birthday expectations are out of control for anyone under 30 nowadays, too?). But let's just take the day off to relax a bit. If 10/31 falls on a school day (most of the time) it's complete pandemonium. Let's give back Columbus Day and trade for this. Then everyone can relax and still have fun.

Halloween should be brief, kind of scary, and candy-focused. My take on sexy costumes in a new post soon...

Anonymous said...

Halloween was not like this when I was a kid. I want to experience the extended halloween too. This is why I used to date younger women.