Scott: farts are funny!
Me: pharts are phunny, phag
Scott: heh heh heh. I'm off to load more crap into the truck. phuqr.
Me: better than crapping a load in the truck, I suppose. Or have you done that already? unitard.
Scott: I may have baked up a batch of "work'n man's" brownies
Me: with nuts?
And with that, Happy Memorial Day weekend, everyone!