Went to the ATM at BB&T at lunchtime to take out $20. Tried to put my card in. Didn't work. Tried again. Didn't work. Looked at diagram, verified card was in right position, tried again. Didn't work. Tried one more time. Didn't work.
Walked inside bank. Waited for person ahead of me to finish transaction. Said to teller, "did you know your ATM out front is not working?" and he said, "yes" >smirk<
So I politely suggested that he may want to put a sign on the ATM letting people know this so that they would not try several times to insert their card. He ignored this.
In my super funky funk today...this is just what I needed.