Rich: Hey, Michelle's grandfather's birthday is this weekend so she's going to go up to NJ. Would you mind if I replaced Michelle with Jason as my date to the Oktoberfest party. He was looking for something to do on Saturday...
Tim: Too bad that Michelle can't make it. Sure, bring Jason as your date! Girls in dirndls are also welcome...
Kathleen: (Nelson laugh) hah hah -- Rich is dating a guy.
Rich: Jason and I will wear the tighest, skimpiest set of dirndls we can find.
Kathleen: sluts (with an umlaut over the "u")
Rich: I prefer the term "man whore" with an umlaut over the "man".
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I agree. That's really mature of Michelle to skip the Oktoberfest with such a lame excuse. C'mon. Just grow up and tell Kathleen that you can't be seen at a party hosted by someone who wore a Burberry denim dress in the 80s.
Want to know something really sad? It was actually the 90s...and probably well INTO the 90s when that picture was taken. I wasn't always a Glamour "do", Dilettard07.
I know, Dilettard07 can be almost as intimidating as Anna Wintour when it comes to fashion. The Devil Wears LL Bean.
Please...W-I-N-T-O-U-R (7 letters)...Dilettard07 = DilettardWINTOUR...I figured that out long ago.
Who is this Dilettante07? She sounds like a hottie.
I guess we are on Specific time.
Belgian beer is yummy. And at 11% ABV a real bargain. Take that old timer old fart complaining about $12 glass o' beer at Et Voila. Fuck yeah! You wouldn't complain about a $24 bottle o' wine you piece of crap.
BEER!
In all elitist sober seriousness, Et Voila has excellent endive dishes.
I do believe I am hilarious.
Did we have a few drinks with dinner last night Team Dilettante07/Dilettard07?
why on Earth do you ask?
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