This is all so obvious now...."Green Eggs and Ham"?? Please! The Ham is obviously the meat, or "penis". Green Eggs...the unsavory vaginal vault of a less than reputable woman. The rest of the book is the guy trying to figure out in just how many places he can get her to do it. Here or there, rain or train....first she says NO, because we ALL say no at first. But we all give in eventually and go nuts.
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I love to bang but usually prefer to play with something long and hard.
Well we all have to start somewhere, I guess. I don't know why Sally look so puzzled. The trumpet is surely the only option.
Sally's a whore's name.
SU&R - A bassoon, you mean?
VA - I soooo wanted to make a joke about the trumpet/horny. It is her obvious choice.
Miss S - Totally. And pen-and-ink drawn spiral hair is totally whorish, too. Smut. All of it.
She's just saying what we're all thinking.
ZenMom - So true...so true...
Did you find this smut hidden between the Kiddo's mattress and box spring?
Oh sweet baby jesus. Send Avery to a convent poste haste. Otherwise, you're doomed. Sally is a whore.
This is all so obvious now...."Green Eggs and Ham"?? Please! The Ham is obviously the meat, or "penis". Green Eggs...the unsavory vaginal vault of a less than reputable woman. The rest of the book is the guy trying to figure out in just how many places he can get her to do it. Here or there, rain or train....first she says NO, because we ALL say no at first. But we all give in eventually and go nuts.
Or maybe it's just me.
Sally looks a little round herself. She might think about trimming that baby fat if she expects to have her pick of "instruments" in the future.
I like to bang too but lately I need a new drum. The trumpets seems the better choice.
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Who doesn't like to bang? Teach 'em young?
Beth - True. Sally is no looker. Perhaps that is why she overcompensates in other areas.
Jen - Bang a drum/blow a horn -- six of one, half a dozen of the other...
FGIS - Not everyone, apparently. Have you heard the joke about "Beige...I'll paint the ceiling beige..."
Is that WWJD yelling at us in Chinese?
So what did she end up with, John Goodman?
I NEED TO KNOW THE ENDING!
She ended up with VD. This is a morality tale, after all!
Tante - I'm pretty sure that was the Asian WWJD.
Moooooog - I was gonna go with Rosie O'Donnell...
From poking in one post to banging in the next. I'm noticing a trend here. It's sooooo subtle but I'm on to you.
To paraphrase Sarah Palin (oh dear God help me) "Bang, Sally, Bang"
-JTA
PS: My captcha word is "conkesse". Somehow it's fitting.
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