Seriously, sometimes these things just write themselves.
I received two separate e-mails from a good friend this morning. They're both real...and they're spectacular...
My mom sent my daughter a card that shows a little blonde girl feeding something to a baby deer. My mom writes: "Just like this little girl, your daughter is loving and kind to all animals! God put them on the earth for us to enjoy! And sometimes give us food!"
To which my friend added, "If that doesn't turn her into a vegetarian I don't know what will."
I dreamt last night that one of my clients was setting me up on a date. I walk downstairs to meet my date and he's sitting in my front room dressed entirely, head to toe, in Hasidic attire (complete with ringlets) and IN BLACK FACE. He even went to the trouble of blackening his hands. I told him how uncomfortable it made me, to be seen in public with him like that. He gave me a long-suffering look and chuckled to himself.
To which my friend added, "What does this mean?!?!?!!!!"
It means I don't have to write a post today, dear friend. Thank you.