Alert reader, Kath, provided the above picture today. Interestingly timed around my birthday...which brings to mind the year that I had just begun working for the ORGANIZATION THAT DOES NOT HATE FREEDOM. I was new to the job and trying to prove myself as a young professional. On my birthday, I went to work (likely in an ill-fitting Kasper suit) and about midway through the day, the administrative assistant presented me with a fax that had been sent to my attention. It was from Kath and had only four words on the entire page. In a huge font, it declared:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUTT HOLE!
Because my mother taught me proper etiquette, I faxed a thank you note to her at her office later that day. It read (in equally huge letters):
THANKS, ASS WIPE!