Saturday, January 24, 2009

I So Want To Live There

Alert reader, Kath, provided the above picture today. Interestingly timed around my birthday...which brings to mind the year that I had just begun working for the ORGANIZATION THAT DOES NOT HATE FREEDOM. I was new to the job and trying to prove myself as a young professional. On my birthday, I went to work (likely in an ill-fitting Kasper suit) and about midway through the day, the administrative assistant presented me with a fax that had been sent to my attention. It was from Kath and had only four words on the entire page. In a huge font, it declared:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUTT HOLE!

Because my mother taught me proper etiquette, I faxed a thank you note to her at her office later that day. It read (in equally huge letters):

THANKS, ASS WIPE!

8 comments:

Ri. Short for Maria. Not pronounced like the bread. said...

...d'you know how 'not normal' you are?

SO.

SO not normal...

Anonymous said...

Nice post, shithead.

My favorite local example is lovely Camp Ramsbottom:
http://files.blog-city.com/files/S06/59565969/p/f/marykaymissing2.jpg

I know I am bad.

dilettante07 said...

Her lack of normalcy is why we love her!!

I mean, who doesn't love a gal who invites people to kiss her...(deleted because I have some sense of decency) after a couple o' beers?

dilettante07 said...

PS--I once worked with a guy named Mr. Dikshit. hee hee heehahaharhar hee hee ho hoho cough cough snort.

He loved me.

Brutalism said...

Dilettante07 -- a) only when they deserve it and b) how have you never shared the gem about Mr. Dikshit? You can kiss my O.R.

Brutalism said...

Anonymous -- that is fantastic.

dilettante07 said...

Both Mr. Dikshit and his counterpart, P.U. Asnani, were solid waste experts. The third person in their little team was a Mr. Compos.

You can't make this up.

I also worked with a male named Bimbo.

See why I love international development?!

Brutalism said...

Dilettante07 - that is comedy gold. International Development rocks.