From Amanda, about someone she went to school with:
"She's the crazy Mormon who stopped speaking to me and turned all my friends against me (five of them signed a letter telling me that they hated me) in 7th grade because I "shit" in her presence."
Which caused me to reply, "can you please explain the circumstances of how you "shit" in her presence?"
And she wrote back, "should've read, I SAID "shit" in her presence. Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard now. I think I would hate someone if they just shit in my presence.