For the people who never got over the popularity decline of personalized license plates -- e-mail addresses are here to fill the void!
A neighbor on the neighborhood distribution list?
(although, I guess that's better than firstname.lastname@example.org
A friend of mine once had someone send her a resume for a top position on an overseas project. The e-mail address?
I'm thinking of registering for "almosttheformermrscanedo" or "yourenotmybabydaddy". Purely for job search purposes, of course.