Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Truckin' Awesome

Tim has some kind of monster Infiniti SUV/tank/RV/passenger bus on loan from the Infiniti dealership while some maintenance is being performed on his car.

Since we've never owned anything larger than a sedan, it's a total novelty for us to have this behemoth to play with for a couple of days. Last night, we took Avery for a spin around the neighborhood, with the sole purpose of preparing her for a future appearance on Bret Michaels' Rock of Love Bus showing her that the mammoth vehicle had a DVD player in it and letting her watch a few minutes of "Schoolhouse Rock."

A few minutes ago, Tim called to let me know he was leaving work for the day and asked, half-jokingly, if there was anything large I could think of that I wanted to haul. In about three seconds I thought of two things. I'm not even kidding.

P.S. If someone finds this blog by googling "behemoth to play with" I will lose faith in all that is good and decent...

10 comments:

Dilettard07 said...

You may want to check Sitemeter just to see how people are finding your blog.

I am hoping for a prize.

Kathleen said...

Dilettard07 - I am now refreshing sitemeter like a mental patient trying to find the search terms that (nameless) people may have used to find this blog. I cannot wait...

(and there were several more "collage girls" searches done over the past week or so...heartwarming for the mother of a girl...)

Dilettard07 said...

You know, look on the bright side. These lonely fellows are looking for someone with brains; someone obviously smarter than they are who can serve as an example and mentor.

Or a girl who is good with scissors and rubber cement.

dilettante07 said...

Was one of the large things your ass???

Kathleen said...

Dilettante07 - I would be offended if I wasn't laughing so hard.

Kathleen said...

Dilettard07 - You give me an idea. I should do a post about girls putting together a collage...then all those "lonely fellows" would find that from their search term.

dilettante07 said...

Next dilettante activity! Then they would find both of your sites. Although I don't think any of us would pass as collage age anymore.

Dilettard07 said...

Wait. On that post, you can make fun of the lonely fellows for misspelling college, but then to be nice, give them a whole bunch of links to noody sites that they are looking for that feature young women from college. Your blog could be a resource. Your site traffic would balloon. You could sell ads.

The Dilettante husbands might be able to help with the links.

When I am home, I am going to see if anyone has taken the URL collagegirls.com. We could buy that and just have one page that says in big letters "It's 'collEge,' you perverted moron."

KevStar said...

collagegirls.com brings up one of those spamsquatter pages with a series of "helpful" links elsewhere: "Naughty girls," "college girls," "girl on girl," and..."Milf." So many things wrong with that. Not with milves per se, mind you (who among us has never looked at a MILF and said, 'I'd hit that'? I know I have.), but I think it misses the demographic. Maybe they couldn't swing a deal for "behemoth girls."

dori said...

might I add that your use of the strikethrough tag is both brilliant and savvy. Kudos!