Oh My God, We're Totally Like BFFs

I call Jimmy my "brother from another mother"
And I'm his "sister from another mister"

(did you just throw up a little in your mouth?)

Andy Garcia

Yum.

Makes My Bisexual Prom Date Seem Kinda Mainstream

My friend, Amy, just found out that her high school boyfriend and his current (third) wife are swingers.

Did they decide to get into that one night while wearing their leisure suits and sitting in their conversation pit?

I Love Christmas Time!

Tonight: Holiday Stroll down Church Street in Vienna
Tomorrow: Dilettante Activity -- cooking class with Roberto Donna
Friday: Art Show and Reception in Ashburn
Saturday: Avenue Q matinee at the National Theater with Hillary and Scott; then the Schirmer's Christmas Party in Arlington that night
Sunday: Holiday Sing-a-Long at Wolf Trap

Tis the Season To Mock Each Other Mercilessly

On Friday, Canetto and I went to Brasserie Beck for dinner with two of my JMU sorority sisters and their husbands.

And, of course, after a few Belgian beers and some college reminiscing, we started taunting each other about college boyfriends and guys we had all hooked up with. (Our husbands LOVE to hear all about it -- especially since only one of them went to school with us and has any frame of reference.)

Anyway, we mocked each other over the guys we thought were "all that" back then and also made a shocking discovery -- both Carrie and Kira had slept with the same guy at some point. To which I helpfully noted, "if there was a Venn diagram that represented your hookup histories, the subset in the middle would be Matt C."

Fishbowl Full O' Tears

This will be the name of the first country song I pen.
(And yes, it is a reference to swinging. Isn't everything?)
I am such an acquired taste.

Another Gem From Scott:

"If you had man-junk I'd call you a fag."
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I'm going to see his band perform on December 14th...somewhere in Chantilly/Centreville (one of those vague, redneck areas that begins with a "C") at one of those vague, redneck bars that begins with a "B" (Blue Water Grille/Backyard Grill/Bungalow Billiards)?

So? I'm Writing a Corporate Newsletter.

Today, from Cockey:
I'm filming an Eastwood movie with Angelina Jolie and John Malkovich. What's new with you?

Getting Pampered

Best Halloween costume idea that NO ONE did (and I only thought of after the fact): Diaper-wearing astronaut. And it was so obvious. Damn.