Tuesday, July 07, 2009

What Is...Roughin' Up The Suspect?

Jeopardy Categories I Would Totally Dominate:*

--Things that taste great smothered in Nutella
--Movies I convinced my husband to add to the Netflix list before he realized they starred Leonardo DiCaprio
--Creative ways of being passive-aggressive
--Family events where I saw my grandfather in boxer shorts
--Euphemisms for masturbation
--Famous men I've touched
--Cities I've thrown up in
--E-mails I wish I hadn't sent to my boss by mistake
--Potent Potables

*[concept (and the last item) borrowed from http://freetheunicorns.wordpress.com]


Dilettard07 said...

Here's one similar to the puking category:

Countries where I used the bathroom but never left the airport.

However, there are only three and Jeopardy categories need five. I better try for some weird connections in the future.

Could've had Mali but didn't have time, unfortunately. And technically I left the airport to go from arrivals to departures--got a stamp and everything.

Brutalism said...

Ooohh...good one, Tard. I'm hoping that one of those occurred on your way to Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. (I really wanted a reason to put that in writing...so thank you.)

Dilettard07 said...

Mali would have been. Otherwise, no.

The answers are Switzerland, Japan, and Morocco. To those nations: you're welcome.

If I ever connect in the Gulf or Korea, that might work out for me. At least until I actually visit one of those places for real.

dilettante07 said...

What about Hong Kong? You never left the airport grounds. You got a stamp, but you didn't step on HK soil. I think it counts.

dilettante07 said...

And I could totally dominate "numbers under 10 in random foreign languages".

And random celebrity birthdays

OneZenMom said...

Um, you forgot "Public Places my Parents and/or Future Step Parents Have Been Naked".

Brutalism said...

Tante - you could also nail the "rhythmic gymnastic moves" category.

ZenMom - Yes, I would rock that. Then again, so would my hundreds of thousands of readers. (give or take...)

Laura said...

That is seriously hilarious. I'll add a category for me.

Emails I meant to forward with sarcastic commentary, but instead I replied to them.

Organic Meatbag said...

Love it!

I have one for myself:
"Co-Workers that I wish would get flattened by a steamroller in the parking lot."

Brutalism said...

Organic Meatbag - Graphic. I love it!