Friday, May 21, 2010

Mexican S'mores

This past weekend my friend, Amy, hosted a Dilettante dinner party at her house, and provided a delicious Mexican menu.

And as it often will with the Dilettantes and their spouses, dinner conversation turned to what the middle guy in a gay threesome is called. Friends Leon and Amanda claimed he is a "Quimby" which I deemed ridiculous, as everyone knows he is a "Lucky Pierre." In the midst of this heated discussion, someone asked our hostess what was being served for dessert and she said (during a brief lull in our debate), "Mexican S'mores." Which, obviously, made us continue our discourse about what the two guys in the middle of a multicultural gay foursome (a "Mexican S'more," if you will) are called.

P.S. Urban Dictionary confirmed that "Lucky Pierre" is indeed the preferred term. (So much for all your fancy private school education, Leon and Amanda...)

P.P.S. Urban Dictionary offers t-shirts, mugs and magnets with the Lucky Pierre definition on them. Perfect for when Grandma visits!

P.P.P.S. A dessert Mexican S'more is much like a regular one, but uses cinnamon graham crackers and good dark chocolate. It is quite delicious. I have no first-hand intel on the other type of Mexican S'more.

P.P.P.P.S. Nor do I want any.

16 comments:

ShutUpandRun said...

I have often wondered what that middle gay guy is called. In fact I was up most of the night trying to figure it out. So thank you!! Mexican S'more definitely needs to be entered into the urban dick. The closest I could find was the Mexican Sack Lunch which makes use of your condoms in more ways then one. After use, tie up the condom, take the tied up condom and give it to a friend so they may savor the love at another date. No refridgeration nessesary. It would be a nice housewarming gift.

Dilettard07 said...

There is a Quimby Middle School in Bingham, Maine. I think my point has been made. Look up "Lucky Pierre Middle School" and tell me what you find...

AND, Urban Dictionary does indeed define "quimby" as the...well see for yourself:

I'm looking at the man in the middle...I wonderin if he'll make the change

Brutalism said...

SU&R - I provide a public service here at Brutalism Headquarters, really. You are welcome. (I entered Mexican S'more at UD last night and received a confirmation that is was accepted, but I cannot find it today.)

And thanks for the tip on the sack lunch -- looks like my holiday shopping will be done early this year.

Tard - I didn't say it was not a TERM I said it was not the preferred term. (As indicated by the disparity in the thumbs-up ratings).

Middle School is tough enough without having to go to Quimby middle school. Seriously?

Dilettard07 said...

On an upcoming trip to NH, I might sneak into Bingham. Don't be surprised if next time I drop by your house you later find one of your cars sporting a "My child is an honor student at Quimby Middle School" bumper sticker.

secret word for this post: sukslym

Brutalism said...

Tard - I'm also upset at the redundancy of Quimby middle school. This is what is wrong with the education system.

I'll put that on the car next to the "Amigone funeral home" sticker Canetto just brought home from Buffalo...

Moooooog35 said...

Pierre is only lucky if he wants to be there in the first place.

Gays can be quite forceful.

Brutalism said...

Moooooog - I'm so sorry. Were you and unwitting marshmallow in this scenario?

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

So a multicultural threesome middleman would be the "Lucky Pedro" then? I don't even want to think about what a "Dirty Pedro Sanchez" would be.

Yes I do.

Brutalism said...

SMUK - I totally stole "Lucky Pedro" for Twitter. It is best if we don't think about it. Or not.

Trooper Thorn said...

I thought a Mexican S'more was at least two Dirty Sanchez's

Brutalism said...

Trooper Thorn - Is that new math? One Mexican S'more = Two Dirty Sanchezes? I definitely would have paid more attention in math class if so.

Johnny Virgil said...

I am going to try that Mexican s'more. (The one with the cinnamon graham crackers)

Brutalism said...

Johnny -- rrrrriiiiiggghhhttt

Gorilla Bananas said...

I would call him "The Adapter Plug".

Brutalism said...

Gorilla Bananas - So perfect and yet so lunch-losingly graphic. Well done.

(My secure word for this comment was "rearyi")

Dr. Heckle said...

ROFL! I think twice before I order a Mexican S'more!

...or will I? ;P