Which, of course, made me question the following:
Does anyone have children going to Camp Ramsbottom the next two weeks? Matthew will be there - just wondering if he will know anyone
a) Was Camp Buttpirate already full when you tried to enroll lil Matthew? Did your vacation schedule conflict with the dates for Camp Assjockey? Was Camp Rumpranger too expensive?
b) Do you really think knowing someone is going to be the biggest cause for concern for young Matthew?
c) Does "choosing the top bunk" mean the same thing at Camp Ramsbottom as it does at other summer camps?
When Matthew comes home and asks for Mexican S'mores "just like they made at camp," you have only yourself to blame.
UPDATE: Thanks, Moooooog, for linking to me in your weekly wrap-up. Makes sense, as you are an authority on Ramsbottom.