Collage Girls Are Whores

When I went to school at JMU, the only place to hang out was JM's, right across the street from campus. That alone dates me, as does my mention of the fact that when I was there, the "townies" still kind of had it in for us and still hung out at JM's, which stopped after I was in school there for a couple of years and they wised up and decided that being around a bunch of drunk college kids, some of whom are inevitably throwing up or crying over boyfriends ain't such a party.

I remember seeing some graffiti (obviously written by a townie) in the women's bathroom that read, "Collage girls are whores."

I also remember that when I went to school there, I made out with a whole lotta guys. Hey! I was young and in college -- that's what you're SUPPOSED to do. I was joking about this with a co-worker one day, saying that I had made out with half of JMU. As if on cue, an old friend from college called just then. I made mention to my co-worker that it was an old friend from school and the co-worker asked, "one of the lucky 50%?". Turns out, he was.

Guess collage girls ARE whores.