Halloween is still my very favorite holiday. I love dressing up and going out. Of course, back in the day, I used to incorporate handcuffs into every costume so that I could handcuff myself to cute guys at parties (a surprisinginly effective maneuver -- no wonder so many cops are swingers).
I used to pride myself on how clever and topical my costumes were, too. There were some great ones over the years.
This year? I got nothing. Nothing.
Maybe I'll just dress up like a drunk suburban mom. With handcuffs, of course.