Thursday, April 23, 2009

Oh, Great...Now All The Tabloids Will Probably Say I'm Dating John Mayer

Tuesday, I'm going to a screening of the porn industrial video I filmed a couple of weeks ago.

I just spoke to the director, and apparently my being in the studio when they needed an extra Stanislavski training really paid off -- most of my scenes made it to the final cut. And not to sound too arrogant, but I'm fairly certain that history will show my turn as "Person #4 sitting in a meeting" as career-defining one day.

As a firm believer in the "fake it til you make it" philosophy, I did my best movie star know, so they'd take me seriously. I totally berated a lighting guy just like Christian Bale did and I was all, "I'm in character. CHARACTER! Now go get me some peanut M&Ms with the peanuts removed." And then he was like, "I'm the lighting guy." And then I don't really remember what happened because I was busy working on my addiction to Vicodin and spray tanning.

This movie star business is exhausting.


dilettante07 said...

All I have to say is--will there be a red carpet, and if so, can I be John Mayer's date? I'll even do a front braid.

It's Free said...

Can you post an excerpt here? Perhaps not possible and you will have to post the entire feature-length film since your role is CLEARLY so pivotal to the piece? I hear the bandwith of YouTube is substantial nonetheless. Green room, baby, green room.

dilettante07 said...

Oh yes, if there is any way to show a clip (as they call it in the bidness), that would be perfect...especially if you're nude.

JenBC said...

I assume you're "twittering" in most of the scenes.

dilettante07 said...

of course she's twittering! What else would give it the XXX rating??? :)