Dramatis personae: Me, Canetto, Avery
Setting: Avery's play room, last night, playing her new "Pretty, Pretty Princess" game
Act I
Me (looking at Canetto and dying as he is decked out in earrings, a bracelet, and a crown): "You are a vision. You make a very lovely princess."
Canetto: "Oh, yeah? Would a lovely princess do this?" (lifts leg, farts)
Avery (screeching and laughing): "You are the worst princess, EVER!"
And....scene.
10 comments:
omg, that is hilarious.
You have created the perfect family.
Dazee - He really is the worst princess, ever.
Kath - They are pretty great. When they are not annoying me...
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Didn't Disney have a movie called Princess Poopypants? Wait, no, that was Queen Shit-her-breeches. Carry on.
What a coincidence. I was just thinking about Ernest Borgnine and Dutch ovens and thought "I have not checked in with Brütalism in a while..."
Where do I buy season tickets?
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