Monday, December 10, 2007

My Life On The Dean's List

I was a straight-A student until I got to high school, at which point my grades went steadily downhill proportionate to the number of parties I started attending.

One semester, however, I was able to pull it out and actually got grades that were good enough to make the honor roll. This achievement was recognized by the school by listing all the students who qualifed on a sheet of paper and copying and distributing it to every student in the school.

I'll never forgot how my moment of pride quickly became one of utter embarrassment and I scanned the list for my name and saw it listed as:

Steenberg, Kathleen Virgin

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