Monday, June 16, 2008

Pharm Party

Canetto just got a prescription for Ambien. Sometimes his work stress prevents him from sleeping and the bourbon was getting expensive, so Ambien it is.

Earlier this evening he was reading the drug information sheet from the pharmacy out loud to me. It included the following information: "Some patients taking this medicine have performed certain activities while they were not fully awake. These have included sleep-driving, making and eating food, making phone calls, and having sex. Patients often do not remember these events after they happen."

So, it does have the same side effects as the bourbon. That's reassuring.

Of course, since he told me this, I've already walked into the room while buttoning my pants telling him that he's a stallion and it was the best sex I've ever had.

Prescription drugs are a laugh riot.

1 comment:

Sarah Bellum said...

I take Ambien during the week, and take vodka on the weekends. Both have provided interesting phone conversations and great sex!

I've never tasted bourbon. I need to put that on my list to do--seems like everyone else likes it. I FEEL LEFT OUT!