Thursday, January 08, 2009

What Am I Missing?

An e-mail from Enfamil, dated today (January 8, 2009):
Congratulations, Kathleen!

We've heard your exciting news and want to welcome you to the Enfamil Family Beginnings program. We know what a special time this is for you and we're excited to help you every step of the way.

As a new mom, it's good to know you have options when it comes to feeding your newborn. Enfamil® LIPIL® contains a special blend of DHA and ARA -- important nutrients naturally found in breast milk. These nutrients play an important role in your baby's brain and eye development.

So thanks again for joining. We're excited to help you make the most of this wonderful experience.

And I don't mean to brag -- but that may have been the easiest pregnancy and delivery on record. I'm back in pre-pregnancy jeans already, and haven't missed any sleep at all. It's amazing how I do it all.


Dilettard07 said...

Kind of like that scene with the Catholic family in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life."

Brutalism said...

Wasn't it fantastic when they did the split screen between the Protestant house -- all quiet with a couple of children calmly reading and the Catholic house teeming with children hanging from the chandelier?

Dilettard07 said...

And the Protestant guy saying that, if they wanted to and with the help of a condom, he and his wife could have sex, why, as often as once a fortnight if they wanted to.

dori said...

Stop. I'm getting flashbacks from my marriage.